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messed up, gross, ugly, broken down
jank ass by Brookie88 April 16, 2007
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derived from janky, to describe something as sub-par, poor quality, etc.
Man, that pop quiz today was some jank-ass shit!
jank-ass by choad June 20, 2003

jank-ass mofo 

a typical mofo (some one who takes pleasure in screwing moms or someone who thinks theyre "all that"), but unnecessarily redundant and a complete train-wreck
often used to express some form of anger towards another person
Did you see what that jank-ass mofo did?? He gave me a f***ing F on my homework!
jank-ass mofo by angie gonzalez December 19, 2009

Jank Ass Joker

A ballsack cocksucker thot that deserves to be shitted on for thoting and such. Commonly used by the god thot destroyer intelligence cock Will Smith to take down incoming thots fart stank shitty asshole and prowess. I shit on my balls and now they are burning from the immense heat of my shit.
Damn, that girl Belle Delphine is such a Jank Ass Joker. She deserves to be ball tortured by the royal house of cock ballers or maybe the IRS too. Will Smith should eat her balls with his supreme ball torturing technique.
Jank Ass Joker by King O'Ballsack October 30, 2019

jankassmotherfucker 

a playful way of calling someone a mother fucker
man your a jankassmotherfucker

jankassmotherfucker 

a playful way of calling someone a mother fucker
man your a jankassmotherfucker

jankass tritch

(N.)1. One who is busted or promiscuous 2. Ruiner of lives 3. A trick bitch
"That jankass tritch stole my boyfriend!"
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