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A guy who has a strong emotional attachment to the song "Misery" by Maroon 5.
"Woah, that guy was dancing to "Misery", what a jalii......."
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jalid • Jalida • Jaiden • Jaida • Jaidyn • Jaidan • jaide • jaideep • jaidon • Jaids
Jaidah is a very intelligent young lady. She respects herself as well as others; often quiet but has no filter when somebody starts with her. She never has to worry about begging for anybody/anything because she can always get who/what she wants with ease. She is also very beautiful and lady-like but has no problem with kickin' your ass if she has to.
Jaidah is so pretty but she is also very quiet.
jaidah by Janae💋 June 16, 2015
She’s shy but is loud around her close friends. She’s a good listener when you speak. She doesn’t speak when she’s not spoken to. She hides the way she feels because she’s scared of the worlds judgment. She has a cute smile, she has a lot of hopes and dreams. She maybe anti-social but once you get to know her you’ll never get enough.
“I love Jaida’s smile”
Jaida by Live Thompson August 9, 2019
Jaida is a girl who is nice, absolutely stunnning, sometimes insecure, caring and supportive. She rarely breaks a promise and is very trustworthy. She usually has a lot of emotions but manages to keep them hidden. She won’t open up to you unless she is sure that she can trust u. Dating a Jaida is amazing. Once u hold her hand you never want to let go. If u mess with u she will tear u up but she is a very amazing person.💜
:I’m so glad I’m friends with a Jaida
Jaida by Jaida b November 12, 2017
Jaida is a name that means shy, crazy, sometimes dramatic, mysterious, trustworthy, weird, loud, beautiful, and intelligent. She works hard for what she wants. This person somehow ends up with the unthinkable nicknames and never fails to archive her goals in life.
Jaida- has the most unthinkable nicknames
Jaida by Anonymous 332 May 10, 2015
Jaides look cold and scary at first but when you get to know them, you actually find a goofy and loud person. Jaides aren't afraid to speak their mind and don't care who they offend while they're at it. If a Jaide "offends" you she's probably telling the truth. Jaides are the most obnoxious and loud people in the whole world but in the end she'll always win you over by making you laugh. Jaides are the type of people you see on the streets and wonder secretly if they're high on something. She is a confident and overly extra person you'll meet. Guys will trash-talk her mostly because they can't get laid or have gotten friend zoned by her. Jaides have high-standards, if you ever think of getting with a Jaide, make sure you're up to them :) Jaides hate a lot of people. You're lucky if you're not one of them. She will mostly describe other people who aren't her friends "gay" "desperate" "Annoying". Some of the phrases she uses are "That's a problem" "True" "So gay". Don't mess with a Jaide, or her friends because she'll probably come after you if you do.
"Do you know Jaide?"

"Yeah you?"

"Yeah wait didn't you get friend-zoned by her?"

"Didn't you?"
Jaide by life:) June 16, 2018
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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