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The burning sensation on your anus when you defecate after eating spicy food.

I ate some spicy curry yesterday and now I have a bad case of jalapitis.

jalapitis by GrimGoatee July 12, 2018

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jalapeñis

A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis is A medical affliction caused to a man when he touches jalapeño and then forgets to wash his hands before using the bathroom.

jalapeñis by EOC September 19, 2013

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Jalapenis

The burning feeling felt after forgetting to wash your hands after handling chilies, and then urinating.

He walked out of the toilets in pain, a severe case of jalapenis ..... will teach him to wear rubber gloves next time he cooks mexican!

Jalapenis by El Craigo May 27, 2008

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Jalapenis

The horrific burning sensation that occurs if you forget to wash your hands after chopping jalapenos and then go to the bathroom and/or partake in a little self- or other-loving. May also be known as jalagina.

"I had too much corona while making tacos and had to take a piss. My jalapenis is killing me."

"Barry started giving me some loving in the kitchen. Little did I know that he had been chopping peppers. My jalagina is the worst."

Jalapenis by JMRY October 26, 2013

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javavitis

The putrid afternoon stench of 3 day old coffee breath. Usually noticed on a co-worker that tends to get ones attention while leaning over your shoulder for "assistance"

Talking to Alan this morning, his javavitis nearly knocked me over. DAMN!!!

javavitis by R. T. Buehler May 13, 2006

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Jalapenis

Stinging and burning sensation associated with handling ones genitals after eating chicken wings or other highly seasoned foods without first washing one's hands.

Shortly after Jim excused himself for the bathroom, his friends heard a muffled scream through the bathroom door. Looking at his half-finished plate of buffalo wings, they all concluded that he was probably suffering from an acute case of Jalapenis. spicy, hot, penis, genitals

Jalapenis by Sixgun101 June 20, 2015

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Jalapenis

Whilst wearing a sombrero or pancho, take a condom, dip it in the Atomic sauce at Quaker and rub ghost chili's on it, then fuck a girl in preferably the butthole, but the vagina will do.

To spice up their sex life Sal and Emily tried the Jalapenis, needless to say Emily couldn't walk right for about two weeks.

Jalapenis by salandemily123 September 26, 2011

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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