javavitis 

The putrid afternoon stench of 3 day old coffee breath. Usually noticed on a co-worker that tends to get ones attention while leaning over your shoulder for "assistance"

Talking to Alan this morning, his javavitis nearly knocked me over. DAMN!!!

javavitis by R. T. Buehler May 13, 2006

Japanitis 

The sleepy, sluggish feeling you get after eating too much sushi. Much like the itis, but sushi specific.

Oh man, that all-you-can-eat sushi place gave me a bad case of Japanitis

Japanitis by FeuJaune January 3, 2011

jalapitis 

The burning sensation on your anus when you defecate after eating spicy food.

I ate some spicy curry yesterday and now I have a bad case of jalapitis.

jalapitis by GrimGoatee July 12, 2018

Jovanitis 

The propensity for veteran FRC students to get frustrated and want to do everything themselves.

“Why is Alexis building all of the swerve modules herself? I thought she had a team.”
“She has contracted Jovanitis and kicked them all off.”

Jovanitis by cant_th1nk_of_a_name February 1, 2024