jakito

A strange person with a nice personality

"you are such a jakito"
"Ok jakito"

by Axelavion May 12, 2022

Janitor Rage

Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.

Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.

New Janitor: Why's that?

Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.

New Janitor: Damn...

by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013

Jersey City Janitor

A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water

I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!

by jrky February 9, 2009

Javito

Sexy spanish guy with a culinary expertise on tuna-macarroni. The kind of guy with an homesexual name, but a women fucker. Specially good in surf and skate. A good friend of his friends.

Girl 1: Yesterday, I met a guy called Javito
Girl 2: Is he nice?

Girl 1: Yeah, but he farted all night
Girl 2: A typicall Javito

by JNLMS December 31, 2018

janitor

ie Master of the custodial arts

"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"

by Brittvj January 4, 2009

Janitor

A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.

Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

peep show janitor

Low-paying, unsavory profession entailing the cleaning of the booths where patrons enter to watch a peep show. Condsidered to be the worst career move a person could ever make, this job rates at the very bottom in the self-esteem and prestige categories.

Dave: Whatever happened to Brad, the valedictorian? Wasn't he voted most likely to succeed back in high school?

Tom: I guess he must have fallen on hard times. Last I heard, he was sucking dick for crack after he was fired from his peep show janitor position.

by Robb H May 11, 2006