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Sexy spanish guy with a culinary expertise on tuna-macarroni. The kind of guy with an homesexual name, but a women fucker. Specially good in surf and skate. A good friend of his friends.
Girl 1: Yesterday, I met a guy called Javito
Girl 2: Is he nice?

Girl 1: Yeah, but he farted all night
Girl 2: A typicall Javito
Javito by JNLMS December 31, 2018
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Janitor Rage 

Janitor rage is when a janitor is fired and he goes into the bathroom where he works and defiles it with urine and stool and toilet-paper.
Boss: You're going to have to clean up some kind of decent in the bathroom down the hall.

New Janitor: Why's that?

Boss: Seems the last guy had a case of janitor rage.

New Janitor: Damn...
Janitor Rage by YourNotARockStar October 3, 2013
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Jersey City Janitor 

A sexual position, where the female grabs the toilet bowl with her hands, and then the male inserts his penis into the female. He pumps so hard her head starts to bob in and out of the toilet water
I gave some girl a Jersey City Janitor in the bathrom dude!
Jersey City Janitor by jrky February 9, 2009
The cutest boy you’ll ever meet and can pull your girl , also plays games all day but will still show you attention
Javiyon is so cute!
javiyon by Javiyon July 31, 2018
Javion is a fucking savage ass nigga who has shoe game can dress and pulls tons of girls and he also is always ready to fight
Javion a goat
Javion by The fucking savage March 1, 2017
ie Master of the custodial arts
"I am a master of the custodial arts, or janitor if you wanna be a dick about it!"
janitor by Brittvj January 4, 2009
Javison is a straight god at call of duty. Don't give a Fuck about what you say. And never caught lacking
Javison is a god
Javison by Unknown dagger November 20, 2018
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