Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
Get the Pot Calling the Kettle Blackmug. A weak definition of a conservative used by some overly-nationalist douche who has no idea what they're talking about and usually thinks that any American who existed in the 19th century was a conservative
Conservative: Robert E. Lee was a true conservative!
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...
by SpaceMouse June 25, 2010
Get the True Conservativemug. Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
by SpaceMouse May 08, 2010
Get the Sex and the City 2mug. A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.
by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
Get the Janitormug. Cindy was embarrassed to discover that she had been sporting major camel vagina after wearing flip-flops all day.
by SpaceMouse October 21, 2010
Get the Camel Vaginamug. Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
Get the ADHDmug. A wonderful website whose only request is that you give them all of your information and then they give you 75 cents
Jim: Yeah, I just made $1.50 on Cashcrate.com. All I had to do was give my social security number to various random websites! YIPPEE!!!
by SpaceMouse April 18, 2010
Get the Cashcrate.commug.