Definitions by SpaceMouse
Camel Vagina
Cindy was embarrassed to discover that she had been sporting major camel vagina after wearing flip-flops all day.
Camel Vagina by SpaceMouse October 21, 2010
Sell-Out Genre
A genre of music which is sort of like pop or R&B, but is entirely created by rich producers who engineer it just to sound appealing to retards. These producers then find an untalented and somewhat attractive vessel through which to spread their awful music and acquire undeserved wealth.
Some famous Sell-Out artists include, Ke$ha, Jason Derulo, Justin Bieber and many young artists created by Disney who are famous amongst the mentally challenged for their acutely similar songs which is very comfortable for their fans, who are disconcerted by change, much like infants. These retards subsequently keep the Sell-Out genre alive and real music dead.
Sell-Out Genre by SpaceMouse July 27, 2010
True Conservative
A weak definition of a conservative used by some overly-nationalist douche who has no idea what they're talking about and usually thinks that any American who existed in the 19th century was a conservative
Conservative: Robert E. Lee was a true conservative!
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...
True Conservative by SpaceMouse June 25, 2010
Sex and the City 2
Old Woman 1: Are you going to see Sex and the City 2?
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Old Woman 2: Well, I am lonely, horny, old and I look like a man so naturally I can relate. Yes, I will!
Old Woman 1: Great, let's put more stuff in out vaginal areas! Tampons, maxi pads, diapers, vibrators; us old women have so much vaginal equipment.
Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
Sex and the City 2 by SpaceMouse May 8, 2010
ADHD
Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
(Mom leaves)
Jimmy: What is ADHD?
Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.
ADHD by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
Omegle
Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!
Omegle by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010
Cashcrate.com
A wonderful website whose only request is that you give them all of your information and then they give you 75 cents
Jim: Yeah, I just made $1.50 on Cashcrate.com. All I had to do was give my social security number to various random websites! YIPPEE!!!
Cashcrate.com by SpaceMouse April 18, 2010