SpaceMouse's definitions

Janitor

A genius failed by the education system who can secretly answer math problems at a post-collegiate level but doesn't reveal this talent until it is too late.

Matt Damon: DON'T DO IT, MAN! NOT YOU, MAN!!!!
Student: Shut up, janitor.

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Pinkwashing

The act of using breast cancer to guilt consumers into buying a product which, if it had not been for the advent of aiding the cure for cancer, they would not have bought.

KFC: Together we can make the largest donation in Komen history.

Consumer: Stop pinkwashing me, you fuck-head! Why wouldn't I just donate money to breast cancer if I wanted to?! Everyone knows you benefit more than the cancer foundations!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Pot Calling the Kettle Black

Something about racist weed or some shit, I don't know.

Pot: Hey, black kettle!
Pot-smoking bystander: Hey, man. Make peace not war, man.
Kettle: Well, if that isn't the pot calling the kettle black?
UrbanDictionary.com reader: WTF?!! THIS DEFINITION SUCKS BALLS!

by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010

Cashcrate.com

A wonderful website whose only request is that you give them all of your information and then they give you 75 cents

Jim: Yeah, I just made $1.50 on Cashcrate.com. All I had to do was give my social security number to various random websites! YIPPEE!!!

by SpaceMouse April 18, 2010

ADHD

Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder: the disorder of choice for lazy children

Johnny (to his mom): I can't do my homework because I have ADHD!

(Mom leaves)

Jimmy: What is ADHD?

Johnny: ADHD, my friend, is the golden ticket.

by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010

Omegle

Chatroulette for dudes with small dicks

Stranger #1: I have a small dick.
Stranger #2: OMG! That's why I am not on Chatroulette!
Stranger #1: Me too!
Stranger #2: Omegle rules!

by SpaceMouse April 19, 2010

True Conservative

A weak definition of a conservative used by some overly-nationalist douche who has no idea what they're talking about and usually thinks that any American who existed in the 19th century was a conservative

Conservative: Robert E. Lee was a true conservative!
Guy: What are you on?
Conservative: All-American opium!
Guy: ...

by SpaceMouse June 25, 2010