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by SpaceMouse April 17, 2010
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Michael Patrick King walks by.
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Old Woman 2: We sure do!
Old Woman 1 and Old Woman 2 both piss themselves and die. Then they shit themselves.
Michael Patrick King walks by.
Michael: Hmm, I think I just found the basis for Sex and the City 3.
by SpaceMouse May 08, 2010
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Conservative: Robert E. Lee was a true conservative!
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Guy: ...
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Guy: ...
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(Mom leaves)
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