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The act of jacking off in a manner only known by Gary Johnson, aka Jaguar Johnson.
Jaguar Johnson, aka Gary Johnson, went home after work one day and grabbed his laptop, pulled up a funky, vintage porno flick, and while jag'n off, proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.
jag'n by Cash Titty Records November 18, 2016
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Jag Nugget 

The little globs of spunk that land on hands, panties, faces, tits, computer keyboards, and biscuits after ejaculation. This could also be the larger concentration of man juice at the end of ropes. Particularly popular in Chicago where "Jag" is used often.
Look at this photo of your mom. I shot jag nuggets all over her face.
Jag Nugget by Gaweezinack April 28, 2020
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To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap
I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.
nap jag by Grumar July 16, 2014

Nicotine Jag 

When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.
Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo
light of the world
light of my life
light of your life
light of all of our lives
I wanna be friends with Jagnoor because lit
Jagnoor by amsasux May 21, 2018
Jagnog is a mixture of eggnog and jager pronounced yag - nog. It makes for a great seasonal beverge with a Amazing taste and a high enough alcohol content to get you dickered perfect at Christmas parties but drinkable year round. It is simple to make you just combine the following ingredients in a blender:
One cup of milk.
Two cups of sugar.
A dash of nutmeg.
A dash of cinnamon.
One raw egg.
Add at least two shots of jager then strengthen to your taste. Be careful of how much cinnamon and nutmeg you add or it will not taste good. (Or use store bought eggnog) Continue to drink until you blackout then repeat.
Nicholas was getting drunk on Christmas Eve but he wanted to show some class and be festive to death so he brought a thermos of ice cold jagnog to the party.
Jagnog by JDansy January 1, 2012
Jagna is the coolest girl you can ever meet. She’s so cool, she doesn’t even know how cool she is. You hate her cause you ain’t her. She’s very kind, and fun to be around. Everyone one who’s friends with her is super lucky and should be grateful
Damn she’s so cool, she’s definitely a Jagna
jagna by hipis377383 June 4, 2020
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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