jag'n

The act of jacking off in a manner only known by Gary Johnson, aka Jaguar Johnson.

Jaguar Johnson, aka Gary Johnson, went home after work one day and grabbed his laptop, pulled up a funky, vintage porno flick, and while jag'n off, proceeded to scream at the top of his lungs.

by Cash Titty Records November 18, 2016

Jag Nugget

The little globs of spunk that land on hands, panties, faces, tits, computer keyboards, and biscuits after ejaculation. This could also be the larger concentration of man juice at the end of ropes. Particularly popular in Chicago where "Jag" is used often.

Look at this photo of your mom. I shot jag nuggets all over her face.

by Gaweezinack April 28, 2020

nap jag

To jerk off during a nap or in order to take a nap

I managed to squeeze in a nap jag before wife got home.

I want tied enough to sleep so I did a quick nap jag to help.

by Grumar July 16, 2014

Nicotine Jag

When you have a sudden jump after smoking marijuana with tobacco.

Guy 1: woah dude, are you okay?
Guy 2: yeah man, just had a nicotine Jag.
Guy 1: be careful on that stuff man
Guy 2: yoooooooo

by cummanthecumbasedman August 17, 2021

Jagnoor

light of the world
light of my life
light of your life
light of all of our lives

I wanna be friends with Jagnoor because lit

by amsasux May 21, 2018

Jagnog

Jagnog is a mixture of eggnog and jager pronounced yag - nog. It makes for a great seasonal beverge with a Amazing taste and a high enough alcohol content to get you dickered perfect at Christmas parties but drinkable year round. It is simple to make you just combine the following ingredients in a blender:
One cup of milk.
Two cups of sugar.
A dash of nutmeg.
A dash of cinnamon.
One raw egg.
Add at least two shots of jager then strengthen to your taste. Be careful of how much cinnamon and nutmeg you add or it will not taste good. (Or use store bought eggnog) Continue to drink until you blackout then repeat.

Nicholas was getting drunk on Christmas Eve but he wanted to show some class and be festive to death so he brought a thermos of ice cold jagnog to the party.

by JDansy January 1, 2012

jagna

Jagna is the coolest girl you can ever meet. She’s so cool, she doesn’t even know how cool she is. You hate her cause you ain’t her. She’s very kind, and fun to be around. Everyone one who’s friends with her is super lucky and should be grateful

Damn she’s so cool, she’s definitely a Jagna

by hipis377383 June 4, 2020