Jagnagoff 

A man peeing in a urinal, who attempts to hold a conversation with the man peeing in the urinal next to him. He always makes an attempt at eye contact, and although the conversation attempted is often genuine and interesting, this makes the other man uncomfortable.

A man is pissing... another man walks in and starts pissing in the adjacent urinal. Other man turns towards first man and says "I was in this great workshop today over the lunch hour. If there is any project management workshop I would recommend, it's this one." Staring harder at the first man, he doesn't let up and continues... "seriously dude, I've been to lots of workshops and they blow goats for breakfast..." "Shut the fuck up you jagnagoff!" interrupts the first man. "I don't like you looking at me and chatting while we are both holding our penises."

Jagnagoff by diggitydan May 26, 2010

jaggoff 

A derivation of the words jack off used for over 50 yrs in Pittsburgh. I used it as a kid even before I knew what jacking off was. Used it this manner because it seemed less offensive to the ear. It was especially used by people south of the Monongahela river. My Pittsburgh accent is so strong that a woman walk up to me in a gym in Phoenix and said"Your from Pittsburgh aren't you" by overhearing a conversation. Still in use by older Pittsburghers but dying out.

The guy at the end of the bar is a jaggoff, cool you duals and fuck him, not worth doing time over. jack off

jaggoff by John Toxey June 28, 2011

jaggoff 

Jaggoff: A g-rated term urban fathers used while either stuck in or cut off in traffic when they are in the present of chldren(specifically their own) who are under the age of thirteen. "Jaggoff" is a slang term for Jack-ass,Fuckface, Muther-fucker,Asswipe,Son of a Bitch or any other Swear term that may come back to haunt him through the mouth of his little precious boy/girl

> AURGHGHGHGHG!!! That guy was a freaking Jaggoff!!

jaggoff by Coral September 30, 2004

Jaggoff 

Steven Rau

wow, that guy is a jaggoff. His name must be steven Rau.

Jaggoff by Steven Rau April 29, 2011