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fat annoying person ((made up by ned flanders from the simpsons))
Homer:YOU HAVE TO MOW MY LAWN IN YOUR WIFE'S SUNDAY DRESS!!!
Ned:YOU GOT YOURSELF A DEAL YOU JACKININI!
jackinini by sam tonge October 7, 2008
Words you can keep

jackanine 

When a jackass pulls an asinine move.
the very act of his arrival, after having allienated everyone, was just jackanine.
jackanine by NKBrat March 7, 2008

Jacknine 

A jackass who's acting assninel
He was being sarcastic and rude he's Jacknine
Jacknine by Ljetwh75 May 2, 2018

Jackinnabox 

When a nigga bitch (trans) balls fall in yo mouf unexpectedly, hence, you’re not eating “box” you’re eating jackinnabox.
Yo you heard? Adrian got caught eating Jackinnabox.
Jackinnabox by 12:54am Thoughts January 24, 2022

Jacknifing 

When a man has an orgasm while his penis is semi-erect.
"Man, I was so sexed-up last night - I started jacknifing the second she put her lips on my cock".
Jacknifing by Wobberino September 28, 2005

Jackasinine 

When some on is being a Jack Ass and being asinine at the same time you can you this word to sum up how your feeling about them and there actions.
Why would you burn out in front of the police station Dave your being Jackasinine.
Jackasinine by johnanger1225 October 2, 2008

jackinitis 

A chronic, painful condition affecting one or both wrists, caused by the repetitious motions of masturbation
Man, my wife ain't put out in months, and my wrist hurts so bad, I swear I've got jackinitis!
jackinitis by KarmaMom June 26, 2019
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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