jackeloupe

When you Jack-Off on your girl's Canteloupes.

Cindy is not on the pill, and I didn't have any condoms, so I pulled out and did the Jackeloupe!

by Irate Worker again August 4, 2006

Jackalope

A cute busboy at a local restaurant (Jack Astor's). Originated from mis-reading the back of his shirt.

Does that shirt say "I'm a Jackalope"?
No, it says "I'm Jackalicious", but I could go for that Jackalope!!

by Jackalope Hunter January 27, 2010

jackalope

Among the rarest of a hunter's trophies is the timid jackelope. The nocturnal, antlered, longeared mammal has keen senses of both hearing and smell and is said to be attracted to alcohol.

To lure a fine, 4-point Jackelope to within shooting distance, one must use a blend of bourbon, beer and baloney.

by Ron Jackson May 13, 2003

Project Jackalope

THE BEST XBOX COMMUNITY SERVER THERE EVER WAS

Only one God tier server and that's project jackalope

by DebtCollectr March 8, 2023

jackalope

A hybrid species, a mix between a jackrabbit and an antilope. Its like a normal rabbit except it has horns like an antilope...

Look, a horned rabbit...
No you moron, thats a jackalope...

by Morpoggel January 2, 2005

Jackelope

A fearsome critter resembling a jack rabbit with antelope horns and a pheasant's tail. It is said to yoddle after lonely cowboys. Contraction of ''jack rabbit'' + ''antelope''.

Did you hear that, Cassidy? It sounds like a jackelope. Reminds me of the hodag we saw the other day.

by Knighshade July 11, 2004

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006