horned

I word used by old gay white men who are aesthetically unappealing, also known as ugly.
Horned over here...lookin' for fresh meat to tame this little beast between my flabby pale legs.
by Thetruth82 November 13, 2010
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horned

To viciously ram an object or person from the back with little to no warning.
Andrew horned his car into Nico's.
Andrew fucked Nico from the back.
by Tomtay January 02, 2012
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horned

The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.
Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!
by Kenthar February 24, 2004
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Hornely

The feeling of being lonely and horny. Are you horny because you're lonely or lonely because you're horny? That's the mystery of being hornely.
That lady in the car commercial sure is pretty. I'd like to smell her hair.... god I'm hornely.
by Jimbert October 01, 2016
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On the horn

A: She gave me her phone number two days ago
B: You had better get on the horn pretty quick if you want her to go out with you
by theone1103 August 07, 2012
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Horning

Horning the act of committing adultery.

Having an extramarital affair or in a relationship and cheating.
Look how Janet horning James with Mark, but she don’t know James horning she with she sister.
by Sherie1007 May 07, 2019
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the horns

A hand gesture used by metal heads to symbolize their love of the music. First used by Ronnie James Dio during his years in Black Sabbath, during the Heaven and Hell tour.
Dio would use the horns to emphasize a particularly dark moment. The moment had to deserve the horns. Dio himself did not invent the sign, the horns were originally an italian gesture that was used either to repel or to give the evil eye, and went by the name Mano Cornuto. Dio gives the credit to his grandmother for impressing the horns upon him, for she was the one who used it the most around him.
It pisses me off that people give the horns at fucking Hannah Montanna concerts. They are ment for METAL.
by Heavy Metal is the Law April 26, 2008
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