mimes

terrible things to waste.

a mime is a terrible thing to waste.
even though many mimes are terribly hard to fight the temptation to waste...

by Shtoink April 18, 2007

10 second rule

the rule that is implimented when the 3 and 5 sec rule are unobtainable... or if you work in a restaurant and just dont care.

*drops cheeseburger at McDonalds*
PICK THAT UP BEFORE WE HAVE TO GO TO THE 10 SECOND RULE!

by Shtoink May 07, 2007

azeroth

a fictional place in World of Warcraft where Blizzard Games favors children and whiners over people who actually can pay for the monthly subscription and dont live in their parents basement.

Paladin: ZOMGBBQ!! that fucking shaman whooped my 13 year old ass in PvP!! *scribbles petition in green crayon to Blizzard*

(Tuesday=patch day) shaman get nerfed and paladins become even more unkillable... only in Azeroth

by Shtoink September 26, 2006

vertical labret

a peircing that goes through a lip. makes kissing pretty nice ;)

i kissed a girl with a vertical labret and it was nicer than kissing a girl without one...

by Shtoink April 30, 2007

jackalope

a rare animal whose mounted head costs $50 in colorado

sucker:man i feel ripped off for this $50 jackalope head!

friend: yeah you dumb ass! those antlers are glued on

by Shtoink September 27, 2006

telekinesis

there really is no spoon

the creepy bald kid in the Matrix had telekinesis

by shtoink November 06, 2006

pregnant

what happens before an abortion

julie got pregnant, then got an abortion

by shtoink September 27, 2007