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Javallingus 

To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.
"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"

"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
Javallingus by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010

Jaballism 

A new religion created by a smart man named Jabali. This religion practices communism where everyone is COMPLETELY equal. No one is suffering as long as they practice this religion so join today.
Are you apart of Jaballism?
Jaballism by Jaballer August 18, 2018
when something or someone is acting dumb or stupid
Why is he joballing over his crush
joballing by loser force 4 August 19, 2009
Pretending you know things you really don't know; or have done things you never did, just to seem cool to other people. Most people usually know better when they hear you talk.
"Last night I went to 3 really great parties, and all the coolest people were there!"

Friend: "stop jamalling, I drove past your house last night, and you were watching T.V. alone"
jamalling by Thog November 4, 2012

jabalingadoobeydoo 

a word a person yells when overly excited or is having an orgasm.
oh jabalingadoobeydoo that concert was awsome!

Jamballin 

Staying home, mounting your tv, sending unsolicited feet pics.
Sorry I can’t go out tonight. I’m jamballin.
Jamballin by Cheeriodude January 17, 2019