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when something or someone is acting dumb or stupid
Why is he joballing over his crush
joballing by loser force 4 August 19, 2009
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jbelling 

When you direct message unsolicited pictures of your genitalia to unsuspecting victims.
Guy 1: She said Hi back to me. I think she really likes me, I'm going to send a picture of my cock.

Guy 2: Dude stop jbelling her.
jbelling by dynamiteDPs March 19, 2021
The act of prioritizing a romantic interest over others
Wow... I invited Brayden over but he's too busy jubaling us with Kathlyne...
Jubaling by Akmca December 30, 2019

Jbelling 

the act of buying a stock at its absolute highest using your entire portfolio, and then asking your mentor "am I screwed?"
Boy 1: "Hey I just bought Game stop at 159, its now at 70 am i screwed?"

Boy2: Stop Jbelling.
Jbelling by Defienr434 January 25, 2021

Javallingus 

To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.
"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"

"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
Javallingus by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010

Jallinger 

is a word that defines Indians who possess swag/class/coolness!
Apu has Jallinger
Jallinger by omgitsjulz September 6, 2011

jaballin' 

a modern filipino slang that combines jabol (masturbating) and ballin'
YO kennedy's been jaballin' a lot recently
jaballin' by switlaber69 April 20, 2023
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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Purple Patch 

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Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

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