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The first word of any answer given by a know-it-all douchebag, said to give the effect that they were already speaking when you asked your question or requested their opinion, in order to feign superiority or to imply that they knew what you wanted to know before you inquired.
Man: "What sort of food does that restaurant serve?"
Know-It-All Douche: "So, they have asian fusion and cali fresh, not that you would know what those things aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrre..."

Man: "Is that new game any good?"
Know-It-All Douche: "So, this game was developed on the new platform, not that you could understaaaaaaaaaaaaand it..."
by Papasanfolkhero April 20, 2011

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To flick one's tongue around the rim of a Starbuck's lid while driving, in order to find the sipping hole when it is either too dark to see it, or one's attention is otherwise occupied.
"Man, it was so dark in my car, I was doing Javallingus for like an hour before i could get a sip!"

"I was checking out that chick's ass and trying to sip my coffee at the same time... She turned around and totally caught me in the middle of Javallingus!"
by Papasanfolkhero February 15, 2010

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When a man pulls his penis out of a woman's vagina at the point of climax, and ejaculates his semen in a linear fashion along the woman's spine, giving the appearance that the woman has silver buttons all down her back.
I was doing my chick doggy-style last night, and I totally gave her a row of Silver Buttons!
by Papasanfolkhero July 12, 2014

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