jésus

He is known to be a very nice guy. He can be talkative and very attractive. He may play baseball or soccer. He will always be the one to start up the conversation between the two of you. He has a great smile that will brighten your day. He is always there when you need him. Jésus is known to have a dark complexion (tan). He has very dark brown eyes that seem to look right through your soul. He likes to ask a lot of questions during class, but he is also known to walk in late. He cracks a lot of jokes when he’s around his friends, but gets down to business when it comes to work.

Jésus came up to me after class today and asked how I was!

by who_knows_ April 8, 2019

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard February 28, 2005

Jesús

The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.

Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?

Yea he seems really nice and quite hot

by Jake Paul superfan December 25, 2017

Jesus

Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.

Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??

by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017

Jesus

The immortal zombie carpenter who, if you ask him nicely through his telepathic powers, will grant your wishes. He is one third of an almighty being who was sent to earth to be killed mercilessly so that said almighty being could forgive us for something he made us do, something which, being almighty, shouldn't have been quite so troublesome in the first place. In addition to asking politely, some believe it is necessary to indulge in cannibalism, eating Jesus' flesh, to be forgiven and go to heaven. Physically, Jesus may have looked similar to Jim Morrison, although many would contend he was in fact black.

Friend: I'm going to go eat some of Jesus and ask him and his father not to send me to eternal damnation for something my great great great etc. grandparents did.

Me: Have fun at Mass!

by LordofAllPrepositionalPhrases December 15, 2008

Jesus

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

Jesus:be nice to others.

by Jonjo January 15, 2005

Jesus

One of the latest in a long line of deities based on the movements of the sun during the winter solstice.

Jesus is a made up guy!

by thetruthone October 20, 2008