Jesus

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).
Jesus:be nice to others.
by Jonjo January 16, 2005
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cats

A man(among others)to whom all your base are belong
by Jonjo January 16, 2005
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undernine

Slang word for hash(look at your mobile phone).
have you got any undernine?
by Jonjo January 09, 2005
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Dizzylander

WARNING:do NOT try this,we're unsure of the dangers

When you get kneel down and breath in and out really fast,you are bear hugged,lifted up and given a blowback.
You hold this in and then you get about 2 other people to prop you up horizontally and gently lower you down to the ground. This makes you semi-concious for a couple of seconds. Invented in Ireland by a Pot enthusiast
I got a Dizzylander and i feel great
by Jonjo November 18, 2004
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Butter-da

A bevarage drunk by the King of Town.
It makes its first appearance in The Strong Bad E-Mail "The Bet".
It is also for automotive use only.
Butter-da?Isn't that for automotive use only?
by Jonjo December 16, 2004
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Wizard's Brew

Expression from Chris Fox's "Wizard's Brew."
Means a cock-up, or unholy mess. The name comes from a traditional beverage made by wizards. The recipe is secret, but is believed to involve raw alcohol, Sulphur and old potato peelings
by Jonjo March 27, 2005
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L337

A language invented on the internet which puts numbers and symbols in the place of letters.

_L337 guide_
A=4
B=B
C=( or c
D=|)
E=3
F=Ph
G=6
H=(-)
I=1
J=j
K=K
L=!
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=Ø or 0
P=P
Q=Q
R=r
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +
U=()
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=xx
Y=¥
Z=Z

_Additional notes_
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)
Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???

Examples of additional notes:
1.O.M.F.G. ZØ/\/\b13$!!!
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.
by Jonjo December 15, 2004
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