Jonjo's definitions

the red steckled elbermung

An animal invented by Strong Bad in the email"Animal."

Um… how about… the red steckled elbermung?

by Jonjo December 29, 2004

Dizzylander

WARNING:do NOT try this,we're unsure of the dangers

When you get kneel down and breath in and out really fast,you are bear hugged,lifted up and given a blowback.
You hold this in and then you get about 2 other people to prop you up horizontally and gently lower you down to the ground. This makes you semi-concious for a couple of seconds. Invented in Ireland by a Pot enthusiast

I got a Dizzylander and i feel great

by Jonjo November 18, 2004

L337

A language invented on the internet which puts numbers and symbols in the place of letters.

_L337 guide_
A=4
B=B
C=( or c
D=|)
E=3
F=Ph
G=6
H=(-)
I=1
J=j
K=K
L=!
M=/\/\
N=/\/
O=Ø or 0
P=P
Q=Q
R=r
S=$ or 5
T=7 or +
U=()
V=\/
W=\/\/
X=xx
Y=¥
Z=Z

_Additional notes_
1.In L337,abbreviations are commonly used although they are not part of L337$p33k(These do not become symbols).
2.Any word ending in "ck" becomes "xxØr" in L337.
3.Certain words are also unique to L337 e.g.73(-)(the) and /\/\3(-)(my)

Sentence in L337:
\/\/(-)3r3 1$ 73(-) |)ØØr???

Examples of additional notes:
1.O.M.F.G. ZØ/\/\b13$!!!
2.73(-) $733/\/\ RØxxØrz.
3.73(-) dØØd Pwn3d /\/\3(-) Ph4(3.

by Jonjo December 15, 2004

matrix-O's

The cereal you can eat even though there is no spoon

Matrix-O's crap up your system even though they don't exist. That's some achievement.

by jonjo February 25, 2005

Butter-da

A bevarage drunk by the King of Town.
It makes its first appearance in The Strong Bad E-Mail "The Bet".
It is also for automotive use only.

Butter-da?Isn't that for automotive use only?

by Jonjo December 16, 2004

cats

A man(among others)to whom all your base are belong

Cats:All your base are belong to us

by Jonjo January 15, 2005

Jesus

Man who was nailed to a plank for saying how nice it would be if everyone was nice to each other. Had his message misinterpreted by millions who now think it is their job to persecute certain groups of people(christians).

Jesus:be nice to others.

by Jonjo January 15, 2005