Shard's definitions

family values

A loosely defined set of ideals held by most conservatives. Things like xenophobia and homophobia, censorship, the killing of non-Christians, and sometimes racism.

Basically: PG rated.

Family values? Pisht! I'm gonna go download some porn.

by Shard April 21, 2005

bo staff

A kick-ass weapon from Japan and Okinawa. It's basically a big ol' stick. They are usually one fist higher than the user is tall, and made from hardwood.

This iron pipe make a kick-ass bo staff!

by Shard April 19, 2005

conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.

1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.

by Shard February 12, 2006

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.

Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?

by SharD October 4, 2004

Bowstaff

A misspelling of Bo staff. A medium length staff used as a weapon.

I’m a fuckin’ badass ninja with this here bo staff!

by Shard February 28, 2005

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard February 28, 2005