Shard's definitions

Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.

Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?

by SharD October 4, 2004

Jesus

A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”

Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”

by Shard February 28, 2005

conservative

1. Being highly resistant to change. Refusing to modernize and adapt. Doing and believing things because it’s the tradition.

2. Having a very short penis.

1. The Amish take conservatism to THA MAXXX!

2. The Bush Administration is conservative.

by Shard February 12, 2006

Karate

The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.

A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."

by Shard February 28, 2005

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 13, 2005

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

KOMPRESSOR

KOMPRESSOR is a German Techno/Industrial artist known for donning a rubber alien mask and acting all angry, as well as writing amusing lyrics.

His music is quite ironic. He’ll play pretty heavy sounding industrial while chanting in a menacing voice about how you should eat vitamins and brush your teeth. Some of his favorite subjects seem to be “CRUSHING” things and “SYNTHESIZER POWER”.

KOMPRESSOR will crush fronting rappers with his SYNTHESIZER!

by Shard July 4, 2005