box cutters

A cutting implement consisting of a small, sturdy, replaceable razor blade, and a durable handle into which the blade can be retracted for safety. Also known as a “utility knife”.

Box cutters make shitty weapons.

by Shard December 31, 2004

muttonchops

A style of beard in which the sideburns are gown out and allowed to merge with the moustaches, while the chin is shaved bare.

Muttonchops went out of style a long time ago.

by Shard February 28, 2005

Lacrosse

An ultra-cool sport, with a coolness factor second only to rugby.

"Yo, you play lacrosse? Fuckin' hardcore!"

by Shard February 28, 2005

shovel

The male version of hoe. A clumsy player who gets no respect.

Ron is such a shovel. Cindy and Bev would have both ditched him if they weren't hoes themselves.

by Shard November 13, 2005

Karate

The art of kicking major ass. Karate originated in Okinawa, developed by peasants who were forbidden from carrying bladed weapons, as a method of defense against armored samurai. The classical style is characterized by very hard, short, “square” movements, as opposed to the “circular” movements of traditional Chinese kung fu, or the “long” strikes of Tae Kwon Do. Karate has since moved from Okinawa to Japan, and then on to the Western world after the U.S. occupation following WW2. Since then many “fake” styles have cropped up all over the world, based on traditional karate but lacking the proper techniques to generate power.

A: "fear my 1337 karate skillz!"
B: "Hate to break it to ya, but that ain't karate."

by Shard February 28, 2005

Political Science

A joke. No such science exists on the known earth. It was once believe to have existed during a short period in history. REAL science has disproven this and now "Political Science" is deemed a hoax. It stands alongside other famous hoaxes/jokes like the sasquatch, tuition cuts, and Ralph Nader.

Political Science is a joke. There are people who study political science. What does it say about them?

by SharD October 04, 2004

Neem

In first-person shooter video games: to kill using many bullets, as with an automatic weapon. It usually suggests that the victim is confused and runs around aimlessly being killed.

1) "GODDAMNIT! I just spawned, then got neemed by that twit with the dual SMGs!"

2) "Holy crap! That guy emptied an entire sniper rifle clip into me before I died!"

by Shard March 25, 2005