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Jesús

The world's hottest Spanish boy there is to live, be stunned by his beautiful dark eyes. Incredibly strong and athletic and knows how to treat his lady right. Although he may come off as nice in the begging, once you get to know him you can't forget him.
Hey have you heard of Jesús the new kid?

Yea he seems really nice and quite hot
by Jake Paul superfan December 25, 2017
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A Mexican nerd who is tougher than what he actually looks like, will stand up to others when he fucking has to, and is sometimes and is more likely to be friends with the population of where they're at. And is typically a fucking badass.
Some Faggot: wtf are u doin to my ohio white cracker friend
Jesús: ay nigga why u actin strong
Some Faggot: why u comin over here messin with my white boy ohio friend niBBa
*con
by Big Fat Faggert March 22, 2019
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A very intelligent will most likely rape you if you brake any of his Video games
He will waste his money on friends that dont pay him back. Example- Jandel, Jovanny, Christian and Alejandro
by Hsshahhhshhhha September 17, 2019
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your probably already know the meaning it means Jesús its in spanish. oh and i forgot fuck you
mira es Jesús/look it's jesus
by B!tchluvs January 6, 2022
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he's the hottest spanish man you'll ever meet. he's the most unique latino with pale skin and blue eyes and a sexy spanish accent. your fantasy will be hearing him talk spanish to you and getting you pregnant. he's typically your neighbour that lives close by that you've known your whole life. he's the one spanish boy that makes you fall in love with him over and over again for years. you might even bend on one knee for him like nacho libre just to try to seduce him. and he'll look at you up and down knowing you're crazy about him. he loves to call a girl so beautiful because he's so handsome.😍😍you'll fantasize about cuddling with him and just being with Jesús a lot.😍you'll wanna party with him and go on the sky train with him and just do fun activities with him. you'll wanna kiss him and hug him and cuddle him and make you laugh and smile all day. you'll wanna sleep over with him and watch him play video games and hear him talk to you in his sexy spanish accent and just to be close with him. he's caring and sweet and one of a kind. he's a miracle like Jesus Christ who he's named after of course. he is special and he will be a spanish legend forever.😍😍😍🥰🥰😘😘😘😏😏😏🤴🏻
Jesús's Neighbour: Jesús is so fucking hot

HESÚS IS MY BABY FOREVER JESÚS IS MY FOKIN CINNAMON APPLE
Jesús's other neighbour: let's go knock on his door and ask him to chill with us and go to the park and buy a bottle
Jesus's neighbour: YES LET'S FUCKING GO AND BE PARTY ANIMALS AND HAVE FUN THAT'S ALL I WANNA DO IS BE WITH MY NEIGHBOURS😩😋☺️☺️💝💝💖💖
by IranianPrincess May 12, 2025
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A pretty cool guy whose reputation has been run down by his horrible fan-club.

Used by the said fan-club as an excuse to do whatever they decide is “right.”
Dude: “Hey! What the hell are you doing to my car???”
Other dude: “Jesus’ will.”
by Shard February 28, 2005
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Jesus is a common male name for Hispanics. Jesus is the guy that will take your girl.
Aye Jesus isn't that Michaels girl??
by Bigdikboy March 13, 2017
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