ispot 

Pleasurable nexus of nerve endings stimulated only by purchasing things from Apple, inc. Able to receive instant bluetooth stimulation from Steve Jobs. Paralyzes critical thought centers in the brain.

Sarah could not speak as she opened the sleek packaging for her Macbook Air. She simply placed it on top of the various ipods, iphones, previous ibooks, imacs,mac minis, and her ol 7100. Then she sat back and let the device go to work on her ispot. She hadn't eaten in weeks, and a stale dead oder arose from her lower region.

ispot by gateskeeper January 24, 2008

isot 

Isot stands for Island in the Sea of Time. It references a novel where an island in relatively recent times is taken from it's time and place, and placed in the distant past, creating an alternate history. The acronym is popular on the alternate history forum.

What if Darth Vader were ISOTed into Anakin just after his nightmares about his mother started?

isot by JunAhrkSonaak November 18, 2017

Flick of impotence 

The act of flicking one's erect penis consequently resulting in total flaccidity (loss of erection)

Tossy: "Hey guys quickly pass me a condom, the two whores in the next room are keen on a threesome with me!!"

*Soggy flicks tossan's penis*

Tossy: "Ouch what the fuck was that for? The whores are going to sleep soon and now im struggling to get it back up..."

Soggy: "You have just been hit with the flick of impotence!!"

Flick of impotence by gigi paks December 22, 2010

impotent rage 

A feeling of intense anger, anxiety, and panic over something/someone, coupled with a complete lack of power to do anything about it. Typically experienced by keyboard warriors when confronted on their most cherished ideals and beliefs.

Sufferers of Impotent Rage Syndrome may experience : dizziness, headaches, fainting, stress-eating, hair-loss, upset stomach, irritable bowel syndrome, grinding teeth down to short pointy nubs, threatening strangers online, and inability to perform sexually.

Dominic just sits at his computer all day throwing hysterical fits at people . He really should step away from his keyboard and let go of all that impotent rage, before it eats away at him.

impotent rage by LordHotPie May 15, 2019

praying for impotence 

A 'go-to plan' for the gold-diggin' woman.

Damn, I can't believe that she married someone 25 years older...
He's extremely wealthy.
Oh, I see. I'll bet she's praying for impotence...

praying for impotence by YAWA July 31, 2020

iShot 

Taking a shot with someone via a webcam. Useful to get drunk with your bro who goes to school far away.

Or a fun game to play on chat roulette; see if you can get enough people to drink with you to get hammered.

"Yo Rangie, wanna take an iShot?"
"Yeah"
or
"Hey you're not exposing your privates, wanna take a shot with me?"
"Hell yeah man, I need a drink"

iShot by Limblessless May 14, 2010

isnotreal

israel

hey im going to israel
you mean palastine because israel isnotreal
al la demi falastin

isnotreal by thegirlwhocreatedkimjunhybgtvf March 10, 2021