tight pants kid

Someone who is wearing pants so tight it is obnoxious. Age is irrelevant.

"Hey Fred, look at that tight pants kid on the bench with his cell phone out! How much you want to bet he isn't talking to or texting anyone?"

"None, but you're probably right Kirk. Those pants are the opposite of Kara."

by Limblessless November 21, 2007

dane

Alternative word for penis.

Ronald threw the paper towels at my dane! Hes lucky it wasnt hard, the towels I mean!

by Limblessless August 24, 2006

belt syndrome

The stomach cramping feeling you get when you wear your belt too tight. Can also be caused by your seatbelt in your vehicle if it goes into that annoying locking mode.

Damn Claude, while I was driving here, I got an extreme case of belt syndrome. Was not nice.

by Limblessless January 03, 2008

Old Man's Child

A fucking awesome Norwegian black metal band.

\m/ Old Man's Child \m/

by Limblessless October 05, 2008

Rynism

The belief in Ryne's Theory

"Whats your take on Rynism?"
"I agree 100%, therefore Im a Rynist"

by Limblessless August 30, 2006

iShot

Taking a shot with someone via a webcam. Useful to get drunk with your bro who goes to school far away.

Or a fun game to play on chat roulette; see if you can get enough people to drink with you to get hammered.

"Yo Rangie, wanna take an iShot?"
"Yeah"
or
"Hey you're not exposing your privates, wanna take a shot with me?"
"Hell yeah man, I need a drink"

by Limblessless May 14, 2010

assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.

Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?

by Limblessless May 28, 2007