iPotato 

Any older generation iPhone with a tiny screen.

Kenny showed me a screen size bug on his iPotato 6. How long do we have to support this device? -Neal

iPotato by npotato May 1, 2017

iPotato 

Like a couch potato, but with an iPad. Spending all day sitting on the couch with an iPad.

Hey iPotato, put the iPad down and get off the damn couch.

iPotato by Pushbroomcatfish September 13, 2014

iPotato 

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iPotato by anonymous May 26, 2023

I Potato You

I potato you is a saying created by the outstanding Dj/record producer Alan Walker and his fans known as the Walkers. It all started when Alan posted an Instagram picture of him attempting to create a heart with his hands but it looked more like a potato so now we all say I potato you! It's like I love you but better 🥔

Hey! I potato you!

I Potato You by Walker26283 June 5, 2020

I potato you

No one says this.

"I potato you"

"What are you are talking about, no one says this."

"啥“

-Andrew Cap

I potato you by aNdrew Cap April 21, 2021

I potato you

I potato you is between I like you and I love you.

Due to the lack of a good english word to represent the stage between a crush and love, potato has developed as an inbetween word.

Potatos start small and grow representing the growth from like to love.

like love crush relationship

Oh (insert special someone's name here), I potato you!

I potato you by Dauntless72 September 23, 2016

ipodaton 

A person listening to a portable digital audio player that is oblivious to his or her surroundings.

That ipodaton is going to get hit by a car.

ipodaton by Peter Z December 28, 2008