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Stop inventing 

Get out of here with your bs ideas
Get lost with your absurd ideas
“Carlos give 10 car lengths to Charles”

“Please don’t ask these things; stop inventing”
Stop inventing by F1fan July 5, 2022
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irenegate 

Irene of Red Velvet, October 22 (10/22) #monster #pyscho
The day the gates of hell were opened in Reveluv Twitter. Irene's own Taylor Swift Reputation era. An incident that happened due to some work related misunderstandings.
: were you a survivor of irenegate?
: yeah a traumatic experience! my poor meow meow irene, and fuck #that stylist
irenegate by irene's attorney May 19, 2021

Irving Aguilera

The Best Mystery Hunter ever. He's handsome, experienced, and very swifty.
Irving Aguilera had to drink red wine in the forest again.
Irving Aguilera by Knitty May 9, 2023

Lil Irving 

A very handsome, enigmatic, charming, marvelous, talented, experienced individual that lives in Northern San Diego at the time being. He likes to hang around non-humans & explore nature.
Lil Irving doubled up today!
Lil Irving by Knitty May 1, 2023

who invented breathing 

The person who indeed invented breathing is Mr. Corpse Husband himself.
person: “who invented breathing?”
us: “CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME”
A very handsome, enigmatic, charming, marvelous, talented, experienced individual that lives in Northern San Diego at the time being. He likes to hang around non-humans & explore nature.
Li Irving had to get the money today.
Li Irving by Knitty May 1, 2023
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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