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Red wine is a type of alcohol which may result in people calling you "gay" or "old" for drinking it, but these are the same people who prefer to drink alcohol - such as vodka, lager or absinthe - simply for the purpose of getting drunk.
Red wine goes well with a nice pasta, and it is good for you
(in moderation of course)
red wine and penne amatriciana - my idea of a great meal
by Shinobi-ka May 20, 2005
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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A red alcoholic drink made from fermented fruit juice. It looks a lot like blood. Generally made from grapes and cherries.
Man, the first day of the zombie apocalypse, i got so fucking wasted by drinking a whole bottle of red wine and 3 shots of cherry vodka. I used the wine bottle to mercy 5 zombies while i was still drunk as Hell. Is that badass or what?
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by Bloodthirsty Vampire January 29, 2019
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a wine with alcohol in it that resembles the color red
i be gettin fucked up on da red wine
by bozo nebraska September 13, 2011
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A dangerous pillow-sniffer who enjoys sneaking into peoples houses at night. Mercilessly snatches their pillows as they sleep. Is known to randomly leave behind trails of dead bunnies.
Mommys use redwine to terrorize their kids into sleep at night. "Go to sleep now sweetie, I think I hear redwine on her way..."
by Avythus December 05, 2011
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