intraview

to communicate to others by asking yourself a question and then answering it. often used by coaches and athletes after big games

The coach gave this intraview in assessing his team's play: "Was our defense up to par? Yes. Did we fix our offensive line problems? Yes. Was it good enough to win? Well, not tonight."

by benjasdad-2000 December 17, 2008

Indian Interview

The Indian habit of interviewing everyone they meet for information on their family, including parents' jobs, income, number of siblings, plans for the future, possible marriageability, etc. They will find out everything and then decide if you are the type of person they want their kids to hang out with.

"Wow, Simran! That car ride with your mom was crazy."

"Haha, sorry bro. Did she give you the Indian Interview?"

by ShaZzaRD February 11, 2010

job interview

A process in which arrogant recruiters deny themselves the benefits of many talented, capable, candidates due to an unfair screening process that in absolutely no way reflects the everyday job situation or assesses the skills required to succeed.

A talented person who had produced major growth in his previous company and had 5 years of experience in C# got a rejection after a job interview in which the recruiter said he was not skilled enough to do the job. This was because they asked questions on language concepts that are rarely used in C# and gave a brainteaser algorithm to code up in a 15 minute time limit without a compiler or computer.

by Boxcar Bob April 28, 2008

Interview Sex

A formal meeting in person, where facts or statements are elicited from another, superseded by a random sexual encounter.

I had Interview Sex with that recruiter Ana from the bank.

by Toninho November 29, 2011

intraverse

A place that exists only in your mind. e.g. Your own little universe.

There's always interesting people to talk to in the intraverse.

by evilinnerchild November 27, 2015

Self-Interview

Conversation style where one person speaks by phrasing a questing in a simple yes/no format, and answering their own question with rapid-fire response. This style is made popular by professional and collegiate coaches during press conferences, and has surfaced in the corporate world. In the latter scenario, this conversation method is employed by people of lower IQ who lack confidence in their ability. True masters of this method will deploy their own third-person reference.

Suzy: Do these pants make me look fat? No. Did I spend too much? To be truthful, yes. Will I score tonight? Definitely.

Tiffanie: Does Tiffanie care about Suzy's self-interview? No. Does Tiffanie wish Suzy would STFU? Yes.

by Pale Rider August 28, 2007

the interview

movie depicting the assassination of kim jong un by the cia

kim jong un: hey guys lets hack sony
*sony hacked*
sony: ok guys we give up, we are canceling the interview

by northkoreaisbestkorea December 24, 2014