11 definitions by Pale Rider
A term used in a corporate setting to describe a useless co-worker prone to drama dialing. Like a trained chimp, the colleague can answer a phone, type email and fling feces. However, the person is easily distracted and incapacitated by drama dialing and generating a dreply to all, emulating a chimp hepped up on dust. In group settings, the dusted chimp can be observed rambling and annoying those involved.
by Pale Rider July 31, 2007
When two or more people, generally men, simultaneously urinate in a single recepticle. Wrigleystyle originated at Wrigley Field, home to the Chicago Cubs, with the famous urine troughs located in the men's lavatories. Wrigleystyle is not to be confused with the golden shower. The basis for Wrigleystyle is communal bladder relief among drinking buddies, whereas the golden shower is widely recognized as deviant sexual behavior.
I got so trashed with Bay and G-Love last night; we went on a burrito run and ended up going Wrigleystyle in the Taco Bell bathroom.
by Pale Rider May 18, 2007
Friends and colleagues of Hollywood who must vigilantly endure his peacock tendencies, including constant preening, self-praise, and leering at women, especially fatties.
Clark: Did you and Tina go out with Hollywood last night?
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
Duncan: Yeah, we were Hollywood Handlers. You should have seen the tramp stamps stretched across some of those wide-load heffers. Hollywood wanted to keep it on the brown low.
by Pale Rider July 5, 2007
"Tragedy"+"Geocache" = "Tragicache". The activity of geocache, but placement of the cache is designed to emphasize a tragedy. Common participant characteristics include hijacking a conversation and turning it towards the latest tragedy; talking about personal hardships (a.k.a. "TMI"); or dwelling on tragic local news topics.
I am so excited to tragicache the site of that accident that killed three teenagers! I saw it on the news!! Did you know that Victor Gondola also geocaches?
by Pale Rider May 3, 2007
Activity or hobby (NOT a sport) popular among dorks, knobs and dweebs. Generally consists of hobbit-like nerds hiding and/or burying little cases that their kin seek out. Other activities popular among this group are dungeons and dragons, hanging out in the basement, and for a morbid few, tragicache.
by Pale Rider May 3, 2007
The practice of overemphasizing generally accepted social norms, whether it be physical, mental, or sexual. A Baystyle-practioner may throw a calous elbow resulting in a bloody nose; merciless taunting that reduces an individual to tears; or an unspeakable, pimp-like sexual experience. The Baystyle originated in the Pacific Northwest and is practiced by an elite few, and to this day it is not uncommon to hear that somone "...got Baystyled".
by Pale Rider May 18, 2007
Short version for "if you will", an overused saying that asks for your permission to say something different than expected. IYW is used primarily by corporate-type individuals and text-messagers to mock individuals who overuse the phrase if you will because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.
Hello from my pc, iyw.
I met with Harry Crack and Anita Bonghit yesterday. They are both relatively new to their roles, iyw, although most of us have had the opportunity at one time or another over the last few years to work with them on various projects, iyw.
I met with Harry Crack and Anita Bonghit yesterday. They are both relatively new to their roles, iyw, although most of us have had the opportunity at one time or another over the last few years to work with them on various projects, iyw.
by Pale Rider April 18, 2007