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interview
When your piece engages in one-on-one sexual activity with another person in the interest of determining if that individual would play well in a threesome, foursome, or even moresomewith the two of you.
Interview
Dr. Jeepjorp "Why would I interview you when you've already answered every conceivable question anyone could have ever possibly asked you?"
Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."
Hym "...............Um.... Heh.... What? Mmm...............Oh.... SHIT. Uuuuhh... Shit. God damn it! Um, shit I don't.......... Huh.... I didn't think of that........ Hmm........ Shit...... Nah, fuck you Jorp... Fucking asshole....."
Interview
I mean, it's not a real interview. 2. I like to throw in some murder threats and/or assertions about how much better looking and more intelligent and important I am than the people listening.
Hym "Not a real interview. I don't really appreciate the way in which I'm being interviewed and because of the manner in which I am being interviewed it's likely necessary to make the piece fit through editing. Because you're not actually talking to me directly but rather posing some conceptually adjacent scenario at which point I respond with whatever I have regarding my thing. It's an entire cluster fuck. Not clear what's being conveyed from moment to moment."
Interview Sex
A formal meeting in person, where facts or statements are elicited from another, superseded by a random sexual encounter.
Interview Sex by Toninho November 29, 2011
Interview With The Vampire
Interview With The Vampire by DemonKyoto January 12, 2004
Interview without coffee
British military slang for a severe lecture by a senior officer, usually regarding unruly behaviour.
Interview without coffee by dulishcamabu January 12, 2009
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