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intertube 

A series of tubes that move information around the world via computer. Not a dump truck, but a series of tubes. Also known by ignorant people as "the internet".

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK)
There's a sweet site on the intertube that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!
intertube by leisurist July 20, 2006
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vaginal intertube 

when the cock ring gets stuck in the woman's vagina during sexual intercourse
chad, my c-ring totally fell off inside her! gave that girl a vaginal intertube!
vaginal intertube by peachyboiiii September 9, 2022

in- (inlube, intertube, inpube, inscube) 

in- (inlube, intertube, inpube, inscube) - a word used for confirmation in response to another sentence; used to emphasize or agree
situation 1

Sarah - “My man is finally acting right”
Sally - “INTERNUBEEE”

situation 2

Sarah - “You smell like toenails”
Sally - “That’s why you smell like earrings backs… INTERNUBEEE”

in- (inlube, intertube, inpube, inscube) - a word used for confirmation in response to another sentence; used to emphasize or agree

interbeing 

The suggested replacement word for the verb "to be," coined by Vietnamese Buddhist Monk and scholar Thich Nhat Hanh. It means to inter-dependently co-exist. The meaning of interbeing recognizes the dependence of any one person or thing as to all other people and objects.
Not only is no man an island, but rather his interbeing is shared with the plants and animals he eats, the people who make his clothes and food, the people who populate his home, country and the very world he percieves, the insects that pollinate the trees that yeild his fruit, shade him from the sun, and provide lumber for his house.
interbeing by Anthony Yochmann April 14, 2008

interbecome (inter-become) 

Interbecome is a verb that expresses the vast, interrelated dynamism of coming to be, or mutual becoming, which characterizes reality as it is. Everything has a definite (though always new), emerging, evolving, and changing relationship with every other thing in the entire cosmos. This is a technical term that describes the interdependent co-arising of all phenomena, or in the words of the Buddha, 'When this exists, that comes to be, with the arising of this, that arises. When this does not exist, that does not come to be, with the cessation of this, that ceases.'

There is no such thing as anything that is disconnected from everything else, and there is no such thing in the universe (including the universe!) that is the same in two consecutive moments. If being (or interbeing) means anything, it means that we mutually become, we interbecome (inter-become). (NOTE: Interbecome is a replacement word for Thich Nhat Hanh's interbe because the latter, containing the root word 'to be.' implies too static an understanding of reality.)
Your future and my future interbecome (inter-become) together.

The lives of mother and child interbecome (inter-become) in sublime and sometimes difficult ways.

intertubes 

A series of tubes that deliver information around the world via computer. Also known as internet or interwebs. Courtesy of Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska):

"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
There's a sweet site on the intertubes that shows photos of cats that look like Hitler!
intertubes by leisurist September 8, 2008

Purpose (Interlude) 

Slang for when things are moving normal and life is moving in the right direction
Person 1: "yo, the purpose (interlude) is that you can't take money yo the grave g"
Person 2: "obviously, that's nooooormal"