The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist
Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.
by Samuel Peeps February 20, 2019
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When someone looks way hotter on Instagram than in real life; exaggerating one's physical appearance using filters on Instagram.
Saw this girl on Instagram, she looked smokin' hot, but when I met her in real life, she was questioable at best... What an Instasham!
by joelv67 August 20, 2014
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