instaswipe

A god awful 'compatible match' that Tinder provides to be instantly swiped left.

Instaswipe that dumpster fire before her face breaks your phone!

by Ray Rice Elevator Pitch October 4, 2015

instaswap

Something alot of FaZe members do. Basically click Y pull out shock charge then hit Y again. (They are very easy)

YO DUDE I JUST HIT A 720 INSTASWAP ACROSS MAP!

by Mitey June 5, 2016

InstaWife

A new girlfriend who instantly exhibits wifey characteristics, first taking aim at removing the shit in your apartment that she doesn't like, followed by moving her own girly shit into your apartment, and culminating in getting her own spare key so she can move in with you rent free - all without your approval or positive reinforcement.

Mang, Marquis got a InstaWife at his crib yo. She already got her mail bein sent there and they only been together a week!

by thequietsun September 16, 2011

instaship

When you like each other's pictures on IG but don't talk in real life.. Instaship

Your IG crush.. "Instaship"

by King_David_IV March 4, 2014

1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot double

verb: to fckin merk someone

dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night

by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018

InstaShapedChocolates

A really cool guy that uploads really cool pics of his really cool idol and rly cool cat.

He’s also really cool.

Bro, InstaShapedChocolates is so cool.

by MintyChilliCoveredInRamen October 4, 2023