A moderately attractivefemale who whores herself on Instagram for free, rather than professionally like a super model. Their profile will consist almost entirely of selfies and the occasional "seemingly" candid shot.
"For realtho she looks way better on IG"
"well yeah, all instafake models do."
A person who's famous on the popular app Instagram because they have thousands of followers. Person is usually a pretty girl who posts a thousand pictures of her face or whatever food she's eating. May include pictures of other people's food
Coined by the website instafamous.pro and their hashtag #instafamous it refers to gaining a mass amount of followers on the Instagram app so that you become bit of a celebrity on the app.
I want to get100,000 followers so I can be Instafamous.
Instafamous is where women usually suckers guys off of dating sites to follow their Instagram so they get more likes and feel better about themselves. In reality they all post the same exact things and their life isn’t as exciting as they make it seem.
If Instagram were to shut down tomorrow all these women would go from instafamous to instanobody and have to get a real job.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.