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Instacrap 

This steak looks delicious! I'll post it to Instacrap while it gets cold!
Instacrap by KyleWasteOfSpace August 17, 2016
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Instacrap 

The vast plethora of instant and frozen meals and other foodstuffs, loaded full of chemicals and salt, made from the reconstituted offcuts of various animals and packaged as a delicious, convenient alternative to proper cooking.
That woman in front of me at the checkout has a whole trolley load of instacrap.
Instacrap by Moonriver March 12, 2010

Instacation 

Noun.

An entire vacation spent taking and posting pictures on Instagram.
It looked like you had a great time on your instacation.
Instacation by Laurie H. August 4, 2017

instagram spite 

When you find out someone you have been pity following is no longer following you. So, you unlike all of their photo's before un-following them. GTS
That asshole from work that I was reluctantly following hasn't liked any of my posts, turns out he is no longer following me. So, I Instagram Spited him and all of the photos I painfully liked before un-following the douche. GTS
instagram spite by GTS Inc April 27, 2017

Rich Kids of Instagram 

A 2016-2017 TV series featuring jetset world of the young and super rich, who share their luxury lives online
are known as the Rich Kids of Instagram. RKOI are some of the world's most affluent Instagram users who flaunt pictures of their luxuries that most people can only dream of. These incredible rich kids have money to burn, party in the world's best nightclubs, shop in the most exclusive boutiques, and share it all on social media.

The rich kids of instagram live a jetset lifestyle accessible only to the ultra-wealthy usually either self-made millionaires, trust-fund kids or sugar babies. They make themselves very easy to be identified when out in public by wearing $2,000 outfits, carrying $5,000 travel bags, dripping in bling bling and covering their eyes with some Gucci/LV shades.
King: I just bought a new private jet. My old one was starting to get annoying since it was too small to fly from the states to the UK without stopped for gas. I need one that I can JetSet with no stops.

Iman: wow congrats Mr Who’s JetSet

King: Thanks. I’m going to snap a photo of my plane and throw it on Instagram with the caption HASHTAG “Rich Kids Of Instagram” and HASHTAG “ NOT DADDY’S MONEY “ …. Hopefully it goes viral!!

Iman: ok sounds good can Miss JetSet Sophia & I take selfies in front of your plane? We are going to be on a magazine cover.
Rich Kids of Instagram by therkoi November 20, 2022

Instagram 

Instagram is like a fridge.

You keep opening and closing it every few minutes to see if there’s anything good when you get bored.
Guy1: on a scale of 1-10, how bored are you

Guy2: instagram
Instagram by Ettej September 26, 2019

King of Instagram 

Kim Taehyung aka BTS V

Media has labelled Kim Taehyung as the King of Instagram after his latest individual picture on BTS Instagram account which is shared by 6 other members achieved 6 million likes in 2 days which is fastest for a Kpop male idol. With having a personal Instagram handle, without any interaction four of his pictures crossed the 6 million mark.
Kim Taehyung, the KING OF INSTAGRAM, has a strong influence on social media
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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