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instajerk 

When ur bored as hell and bored of ur girlfriend so you go on instagram and jerk off to pictures of females
I didnt wanna have sex with my girlfriend friend today so instead i whipped out my cock and my phone and instajerk'd
instajerk by Thoninq1 August 4, 2015
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Instajack 

v. An immediate ejaculation of which you have no control over.
I watched the Jizz in my pants video and they kept instajacking!
Instajack by RYANBG August 18, 2009

instaverse 

Cody: I'm going to browse the instaverse

Auston: it's a big place but stalking is still stalking

instapermaban 

/ˈinst(ə)pərməban/

verb
verb: instapermaban; 3rd person present: instapermabans; past tense: instapermabanned; past participle: instapermabanned; gerund or present participle: instapermabanning

A merged word coming from the words "instant" "permanently" and "ban." Or "instaban" and "

permabanned" ; to be instantly banned permanently.

"they were given an instapermaban"

adjective
adjective: instapermabanable

(of a person ) having the quality or characteristic leading one to be instapermabanned.

"they are very instapermabanable"
(verb )This server has no tolerance and, doing something that is not appropriate, been remotely breaking the rules or finding a loophole around them will result in an instsapermaban

(adj.) Hey, dude that guy that kept posting the subtle sexual innuendos. He seems very instapermabanable.
instapermaban by MoscoTheGuy August 17, 2018

Instaperv 

A boy who mostly follows scantily clad/naked girls on insta liking every picture they post whilst continuously posting topless pictures of their gym toned body on their own profile to lure the unsuspecting suckers in.
Oh look Tony is liking pics of girls arses again, he’s such an instaperv
Instaperv by Wisetoit December 13, 2018

instavert 

Someone who posts a lot of selfies online, and comes across as outgoing, but is actually shy or introverted in person. A portmanteau of Instagram and introvert.
I know I seem really confident in my photos, but in real life I'm an instavert, I'd rather read a book than go to a party.
instavert by figmentPez September 5, 2020

Insta jerk 

When you jerk off while going around in hot girls Instagram pages
“Yea man been fixing to insta jerk I saw Samantha’s post”
Insta jerk by Акула May 31, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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