instajerk
When ur bored as hell and bored of ur girlfriend so you go on instagram and jerk off to pictures of females
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Instajack
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instajerk • insta-jerking • Insta-Jerky • Insta-lerking • Instajack • Instakek • Instaperf • instapermaban • Instaperv • instaverse
instaverse
instaverse by MoistTowelAfterDryHumping June 19, 2016
instapermaban
/ˈinst(ə)pərməban/
verb
verb: instapermaban; 3rd person present: instapermabans; past tense: instapermabanned; past participle: instapermabanned; gerund or present participle: instapermabanning
A merged word coming from the words "instant" "permanently" and "ban." Or "instaban" and "
permabanned" ; to be instantly banned permanently.
"they were given an instapermaban"
adjective
adjective: instapermabanable
(of a person ) having the quality or characteristic leading one to be instapermabanned.
"they are very instapermabanable"
verb
verb: instapermaban; 3rd person present: instapermabans; past tense: instapermabanned; past participle: instapermabanned; gerund or present participle: instapermabanning
A merged word coming from the words "instant" "permanently" and "ban." Or "instaban" and "
permabanned" ; to be instantly banned permanently.
"they were given an instapermaban"
adjective
adjective: instapermabanable
(of a person ) having the quality or characteristic leading one to be instapermabanned.
"they are very instapermabanable"
(verb )This server has no tolerance and, doing something that is not appropriate, been remotely breaking the rules or finding a loophole around them will result in an instsapermaban
(adj.) Hey, dude that guy that kept posting the subtle sexual innuendos. He seems very instapermabanable.
(adj.) Hey, dude that guy that kept posting the subtle sexual innuendos. He seems very instapermabanable.
instapermaban by MoscoTheGuy August 17, 2018
instavert
Someone who posts a lot of selfies online, and comes across as outgoing, but is actually shy or introverted in person. A portmanteau of Instagram and introvert.
I know I seem really confident in my photos, but in real life I'm an instavert, I'd rather read a book than go to a party.
instavert by figmentPez September 5, 2020
Insta jerk
Insta jerk by Акула May 31, 2020
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