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instahot 

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.
Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.
instahot by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016
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instahot 

The second you get into a car after it's been sitting in the hot sun for hours and your clothes, jewelry, and everything on you heats up in the worst way.
Man, I barely got in the car and I'm already instahot! I'm sweating, gross..
instahot by TFS August 18, 2005

InstaThot 

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.
Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"
InstaThot by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Instahoe 

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram
"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"
Instahoe by JwuGing July 13, 2012

instahoes 

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person
We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes
instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

instaholic 

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7
That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.
instaholic by malima August 19, 2014

Instahate 

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.
I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!
Instahate by justanotherposter March 28, 2011
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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