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instahot 

when you only look good online/instagram, and not in real life.
Dude, that girl is so instahot. Such a disappointment.
instahot by annnnoooooonn December 28, 2016
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instahot 

The second you get into a car after it's been sitting in the hot sun for hours and your clothes, jewelry, and everything on you heats up in the worst way.
Man, I barely got in the car and I'm already instahot! I'm sweating, gross..
instahot by TFS August 18, 2005

InstaThot 

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.
Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"
InstaThot by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016

Instahoe 

A girl who posts an excessive amount of revealing or provocative pictures on instragram
"did you see all those slutty pictures that girl put on Instagram? She's such an instahoe"
Instahoe by JwuGing July 13, 2012

instahoes 

Fake hoes that look good on Instagram but ratchet in person
We're not photogenic but at least we're cute... Unlike those instahoes
instahoes by MeIsCute October 6, 2013

instaholic 

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7
That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.
instaholic by malima August 19, 2014

Instahate 

When you instantaneously or spontaneously know you hate someone or something.
I was overcome with instahate the moment I saw my ex's newest conquest.

I instahated her the second our eyes met!
Instahate by justanotherposter March 28, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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