Instapot

When a Mormon partakes in the sexual act of pre-marital “marinading” But cums too quickly.

Joseph and his girlfriend Mary-Ann decide to try marinading at BYU during freshman orientation and Josiah accidentally Instapots.

by Kuiperlab406 February 20, 2020

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Instaposer

NOUN: An Instagrammer who indulges in trends, new or old, and tries to recreate them on their own feed, usually trying to impress others. (They tend to say that they had zero influence or inspiration.)
**Usually used as an insult**

Instagrammer 1: Wow, nice feed.
Instagrammer 2: Ya, I'm like the first person to ever have a slime account lmfao
Instagrammer 1: What an instaposer...

by timentes May 29, 2017

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Instapoet

Hipsters who can not get published for their writing and so they turn to Instagram to try and be known.

Typically seen with beard, Beanies, and Alcohol.

It is impossible for them to get dates and yet they continue to write about 'love' as if they experienced it.

Thinks Charles Bukowski likes them, but he doesn't give a Rats A**.
Also, known as whiny douchebags.

That Instapoet ACTUALLY thinks he can write?

by Mr. Spud August 8, 2018

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instagoth

Someone who thinks their gothic because they wear black lipstic and wear hottopic clothes.

Sk8ErChk: LyKe OmG! HoTtOpIc HaD tHe CuTeSt PaIr Of BoNdAgE pAnTs EvEr! *FaInT*

by Satan October 31, 2003

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instapation

when someone walks into a public bathroom while u taking a shit and u immediately block up out of fear

Brad: Did you manage to go?
Janet: No I couldn’t, some lady was in there and I couldn’t go, I was like right in the middle too
Brad: ah, instapation, eh?

by buttholemggee June 20, 2016

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