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InstaThot 

Girls on instagram who are known simply for one thing: showing off their body on instagram. They like to refer to themselves as models.
Daquan: "Yo fam this fine ass girl just slid in my DMs"

Melvin: "That's lit, she a InstaThot though"
InstaThot by enktulsCLAMS September 20, 2016
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Instagourmet 

A meal whether its Ramen noodles or lobster bisq........as long as you take a pic of it with instagram it will look that much more appetizing.
"dude that mushroom soup looks gross" "nah, soon as i instagram it, it will look yummy. ya'know...instagourmet"
Instagourmet by joeyasyouknowit February 21, 2013

instagoggles 

When a person, usually female, uses instagram to post pictures of themselves. These pictures are usually doctored to the point where the person is unrecognizable. These pictures are so butchered that unattractive people look semi-decently good-looking. The beer goggles of the Internet.
-hey bro, did you see that girl on instagram. She is so hot.

- Oh no. You have instagoggles on. If you take them off she looks like Golem from Lord of the Rings.
instagoggles by SuckMyNick July 23, 2012

Instagood 

Something that is very very artsy and will get you over 10 likes on instagram.
Yo Santi, this pic is pretty chill and instagood, you should upload it.
Instagood by brobrock March 22, 2013

Instagoal 

A very easy goal in sports. A goal that should be scored not matter what. A free goal.
"I missed that shot"
"But it was an open net! That was an instagoal!"
Instagoal by Ronaldo7 February 8, 2009

Instagoal 

The goal scored immediately off the faceoff after a goal has just been scored by the opposing team. A phenomenon often seen in Hockey games for Xbox. This seems to be the easiest goal to score in the games and happens much more often than it should. So far this has been observed in both NHL 2007 and NHL 2K6.
Player1: Sweet, I just scored
Player2: Give it a second, I'll hit you with an instagoal here on the faceoff
Instagoal by Iowntheskies November 12, 2008