insmarted

To put yourself in a position requiring less mental capacity than of a person with a low IQ.

The inmate insmarted the guards by eating his own poop in front of them when hungry; As he collaborated his escape plan with the inmates.

insmarted by zapp1001 December 23, 2023

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istartedit.com

a term used for laying claim to the first iteration of an idea.

i dunno rory, im pretty sure ryan has the istartedit.com entry for the thin wallet craze.

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1) The woman inserted the heel of a stiletto into the mans penis hole.

2)Wow that was fun, I just inserted it into Diane and Jody

inserted by RooKanga15 April 29, 2016

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the offended state when, before tasting it, someone adds salt to the food you cooked them.

i was so insalted when i slaved away all day cooking for my boyfriend, and he added salt to the dish before even tasting it!

insalted by lesleyf February 6, 2008

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The act of being insulted and salty (angry as you can possibly be) at the same time.

I cant believe you insulted that guy to the point to where he got mad. Hes completely insalted now.

Insalted by brumbalow October 10, 2015

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When you are invited to something and shart out of excitment.

Abootgaming asked me to game with them and I was so excited to be invarted.

invarted by Toqom August 4, 2018

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A man or woman who portrays him/herself as a redneck on Instagram but really isn’t and never will be.

“Dude, that guy is an instaredneck, he’s not one of us - he’s wearing Giorgio Armani glasses and likes shaving.”

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