invarted

When you are invited to something and shart out of excitment.

Abootgaming asked me to game with them and I was so excited to be invarted.

by Toqom August 4, 2018

Inverted Date

A date that begins with sex, and then proceeds to the traditional dating activities (e.g. dinner, drinks, show, dancing); as opposed to the traditional order of dating where the activities lead up to the ultimate objective of sex at the end of date. Causes much confusion as the original purpose of the date no longer seems to exist.

She surprised me with an inverted date; I was totally confused and disoriented for the rest of the night.

by RayRayBeLove November 21, 2013

inverted devil's horns

Using the inverted or upside down devil's horns has 2 meanings. Most often seen at Goth and Industrial shows or in Gothic night clubs, it is used as it resembles Vampire fangs and to say "metal sucks". Both relaying to those around you that you simultaneously support the Goth scene (though most Goths detest the Vampire scene, the gesture is used tongue in cheek) and condemn the metal scene, or those who confuse the two. It began as a backlash against new comers to the Goth scene (or neos) who don't understand that Goth exists not as a compliment to the metal scene, but as it's antithesis.

Wow, man. That scary guy looked at my Manson shirt and gave me the inverted devil's horns like he was irritated. I don't get it.

by MkMrcr March 15, 2010

Inverted Chode

When you have a chode so small that it's actively intruding into the body; in other words, a vagina.

Did you know that Noah has an inverted chode?

by BigChode69420 January 20, 2023

Inverted Chode

When someone has a penis so small and wide that it appears to be going back into the body.

I walked into the locker room and saw Noah’s inverted chode.

by PeaOnYourCock January 23, 2023

Inverted Turtle

When an individual is performing oral sex on a male, they cup the balls in the palm of their hand and insert their middle finger into the bunghole. The term comes from the way the hand of the person administering it looks like a turtle that has been flipped over.

My girlfriend was sucking my dick and without any warning she gave me an Inverted Turtle. It felt so good I immediately busted a nut in her mouth.

by RJD/PVE April 16, 2020

inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.

Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*

by anonymous September 20, 2021