A magic Carpet ride is when your doing a chick and donkey punch her. You then ride her down the stairs.
by HP July 18, 2003
The technique of making fun of oneself before anyone else can in order to lessen the pain and/or embarrassment.
by HP July 24, 2003
Suppose you haven't taken a shit for a while and every time you go to the bathroom your poop does not budge because it is firmly stuck and rock hard. You strain yourself but still you cannot get the turd out and you tear your butt hole while you are crying and trying to push it out. This feeling of extreme pain and not being able to pass shit is constipation and one calls you "constipated".
Tom who was not being able to take a crap because the poop was extremely hard ,felt relieved after the doctor explained to him that he was constipated and recommended a suppository.
by Hp October 17, 2012
by hp March 14, 2004
Short for Low Budget. Initially used to mean excessive inexpensiveness or cheapness, LB now describes anything of subpar quality.
by HP July 24, 2003
by hp April 28, 2004
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