incogpedo

A sneaky child molester

"Hey, look! That guy's a pedo!
"Wow, he sure is sneaky."
"Yeah, he's going incogpedo."

by I.E.I. Industries October 23, 2023

incompetocracy

n. A government of the least competent elected by the least industrious so that the government can confiscate wealth from the dwindling competent, productive populace.

One can recognize an incompetocracy when a government hasn't passed a budget in years, boasts of its exploits using oxymorons like "lead from behind," openly demonstrates its disdain and disrespect for the serf-like governed, e.g., calling them "racist, red-necked retards," but is re-elected.

Note that an incompetocracy cannot exist without a corrupt press that refuses to expose the incompetence and corruption of said incompetocracy and assists the incompetocracy in the character assassination of those who would competently govern.

by Dan Weyandt November 28, 2012

Incogweedo

A prep that acts like he doesn’t smoke weed.

Randy comes off as an All American Boy, but he’s actually Incogweedo.

by bstujm March 1, 2018

incogpeedo

to pee on the side of the toilet/urinal without making nearly any sound. This tactic is used for quiet pees, or to prevent splashing urine on your clothes.

My co-workers were waiting for the urinal that I was using, so I went incogpeedo

by DreamBoi54 July 13, 2021

Incogweedo

To be so stoned that one is not recognizable.

"Dude, we're busted, it's your mom!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"

by Madfat August 30, 2007

incogweedo

adj. to be smoking weed in an inconspicuous fashion

My parents are upstairs, so let's be incogweedo about this!

by genio2010 November 3, 2010

Incognerdo

The state of keeping one's own nerdom hidden from others, including friends, family and coworkers. Often used to cover a deep-seated nerdom to appear normal to others. One can usually attain this state by withholding certain aspects of, or strong touches to, their own personality, or by keeping slightly at a distance. Keeping this up is made easier by not revealing many nerdy facts about onself.

"Jared's still incognerdo with his girlfriend. He still hasn't told her that he loves anime. One sniff of that kind of information and she'll be onto him, and know just how big of a dork he is."

by Sepren May 15, 2009