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incompetocracy

n. A government of the least competent elected by the least industrious so that the government can confiscate wealth from the dwindling competent, productive populace.
One can recognize an incompetocracy when a government hasn't passed a budget in years, boasts of its exploits using oxymorons like "lead from behind," openly demonstrates its disdain and disrespect for the serf-like governed, e.g., calling them "racist, red-necked retards," but is re-elected.

Note that an incompetocracy cannot exist without a corrupt press that refuses to expose the incompetence and corruption of said incompetocracy and assists the incompetocracy in the character assassination of those who would competently govern.
incompetocracy by Dan Weyandt November 28, 2012

Incogweedo 

A prep that acts like he doesn’t smoke weed.
Randy comes off as an All American Boy, but he’s actually Incogweedo.
Incogweedo by bstujm March 1, 2018

incogpeedo 

to pee on the side of the toilet/urinal without making nearly any sound. This tactic is used for quiet pees, or to prevent splashing urine on your clothes.
My co-workers were waiting for the urinal that I was using, so I went incogpeedo
incogpeedo by DreamBoi54 July 13, 2021

Incogweedo 

To be so stoned that one is not recognizable.
"Dude, we're busted, it's your mom!"
"Don't worry man, she'll never recognize us...we're incogweedo!"
Incogweedo by Madfat August 30, 2007

incogweedo 

adj. to be smoking weed in an inconspicuous fashion
My parents are upstairs, so let's be incogweedo about this!
incogweedo by genio2010 November 3, 2010

Incognerdo 

The state of keeping one's own nerdom hidden from others, including friends, family and coworkers. Often used to cover a deep-seated nerdom to appear normal to others. One can usually attain this state by withholding certain aspects of, or strong touches to, their own personality, or by keeping slightly at a distance. Keeping this up is made easier by not revealing many nerdy facts about onself.
"Jared's still incognerdo with his girlfriend. He still hasn't told her that he loves anime. One sniff of that kind of information and she'll be onto him, and know just how big of a dork he is."
Incognerdo by Sepren May 15, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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