n.: A chance meeting between two women, who are unaware of the man having been inside of them both.
It was an unusual cockumstance, when my ex-girlfriend and some chick I banged met each other at a bar.
n. a measure of time valued at the length it takes to smoke a blunt
I can really only tolerate him for an ellsworth.
Wanna roll by my crib? You can stop in for an ellsworth.
adj. to be smoking weed in an inconspicuous fashion
My parents are upstairs, so let's be incogweedo about this!
n. pussy semen
Baby, I'm so moist, my pemen is dripping down my thigh.
Clive Owen is so hot, he gets my pemen flowing!
v. to get someone under the influence of something detrimental to focusing, needs to get their head out of their ass and focus
Please stop being such a fucker, and fockus on your next move!