Urban Dictionary: Definitions by bstujm

French Handjob

When one person gives another person a handjob while French kissing them.

Randy knew his wife was the one when she gave him a French handjob.

French Handjob by bstujm September 16, 2025

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When you get so high that you start remembering things that you haven’t thought of in years in reverse chronological order.

Jetpacking helped Randy remember the name of the girl he kissed at camp in fourth grade.

Jetpacking by bstujm February 23, 2020

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When someone tricks you into watching their videos to see gameplay, but there’s no gameplay.

I went on JablinskiGames to see new Trover Saves The Universe gameplay, but I got Jablinskied. Jack Black got us again!

Jablinskied by bstujm June 27, 2019

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“If bitches are snakes, I’m an Eagle”

Eagle by bstujm May 7, 2018

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A prep that acts like he doesn’t smoke weed.

Randy comes off as an All American Boy, but he’s actually Incogweedo.

Incogweedo by bstujm March 1, 2018

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