incatacipated 

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

incatacipated by jentwo June 13, 2016

Incapacitating dump 

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

Incapacitating dump by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010

giggle incapacitation 

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.

Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"

giggle incapacitation by caskaziom January 11, 2011

Incapitate 

To reattach a decapitated head.

A womens head was decapitated in a severe automobile accident. Later, in the hospital, skilled surgeons incapitated her head. She later fully recovered and is now a productive citizen of France and a mother of five.

Incapitate by Whale Biologist May 22, 2009

Incapitated 

To drink so much carbinated drink that you have to pee every couple of minutes.

I had too much pop because now I'm incapitated.

Incapitated by Joy&Nicole (: April 1, 2010

incapawsitated 

When you can't move from where you are relaxing due to an animal with paws sitting on you.

I can't get off my butt to make you a cuppa. I'm incapawsitated due to the weight of my chihuahua sleeping on my lap!

incapawsitated by Screenwipe January 15, 2021

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

incapacitated by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006