Incapitated 

To drink so much carbinated drink that you have to pee every couple of minutes.

I had too much pop because now I'm incapitated.

Incapitated by Joy&Nicole (: April 1, 2010

Incapitate 

To reattach a decapitated head.

A womens head was decapitated in a severe automobile accident. Later, in the hospital, skilled surgeons incapitated her head. She later fully recovered and is now a productive citizen of France and a mother of five.

Incapitate by Whale Biologist May 22, 2009

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

incapacitated by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

incoxitated 

The term used to define the state of mind of a girl who like 'tha cock only or especially when under the influence of alcohol.

'She looks like she'd suck a good cock tonight... better get her incoxitated'

incoxitated by spadez September 8, 2005

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

Legally incapacitated by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

incapacitated by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

Incacitated 

To be frustrated to the point of death

So far I'm incacitated.

Incacitated by lamide zaniyah August 4, 2023