Incapitated

To drink so much carbinated drink that you have to pee every couple of minutes.

I had too much pop because now I'm incapitated.

by Joy&Nicole (: April 1, 2010

Incapitate

To reattach a decapitated head.

A womens head was decapitated in a severe automobile accident. Later, in the hospital, skilled surgeons incapitated her head. She later fully recovered and is now a productive citizen of France and a mother of five.

by Whale Biologist May 22, 2009