incapacitator 

-the little annoying piece of skin that peels at the bottom corner/side of your fingernail
-usually on the thumb
-can be peeled/ripped off with your other fingernails (usually the pointer finger on the same hand)

(not to be confused with a cuticle)

"Dude, I've had this incapacitator on my thumb ALL week and it's really starting to piss me off cuz i can't stop picking it!"

incapacitator by twiddlethumbs<3 May 23, 2009

Incapacitating dump 

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

Incapacitating dump by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010

giggle incapacitation 

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.

Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"

giggle incapacitation by caskaziom January 11, 2011

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

incapacitated by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

Legally incapacitated by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

Flux Incapacitor

(Drinking Game) Three people put to cups of beer in front of them and there is one full cup in the center. The contestants drink the first to beers as fact as they can, the slowest drinks the last beer. Put the cups of beer in the shape of the flux capacitor. If you don't know what a flux capacitor looks like rent Back to the Future.

"Let's make a flux incapacitor and get blasted motherfuckers!"

Flux Incapacitor by Jtron 3000 April 27, 2003

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

incapacitated by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005