incapacidate 

Going out with a person who is inebriated.

I can't take brad to my sister's wedding, there is an open bar and he is a total incapacidate. Just like his roommate, Cody, incapacidated for bad sex.

incapacidate by Sheeptwat May 8, 2021

incatacipated 

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

incatacipated by jentwo June 13, 2016

Incapacitating dump 

When you are taking a shit so excruciatingly painful, you are unable to leave the toilet for anything due to the sheer intensity of the dump.

His house was on fire and he had time to escape. However, he was taking an incapacitating dump and burned to death on the crapper.

Incapacitating dump by RoboCop 3000 July 11, 2010

giggle incapacitation 

when one is so overcome by giggling that they are unable to perform any other actions. commonly affects ditsy girls.

Bill: "why can't sarah just answer my question?"
Sarah: *giggles and kneels over*
Josh: "dont worry about her, she is suffering from giggle incapacitation"

giggle incapacitation by caskaziom January 11, 2011

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

incapacitated by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

incarpacitated 

not having a license or not having a car. being unable to drive people.

dude i can't give you a ride today. my parents took the prius so i'm incarpacitated.

incarpacitated by vanilla bean and waffles May 31, 2010

incrapacitated 

When the poops are so bad that you cease to function as a normal human being and concede to the demands of your colon, staying as close as you can to the comfort of your own toilet.

"Hey bro, I can't come out tonight, that epic lunchtime rampage has left me incrapacitated."

incrapacitated by 2Jewswalkintoabar December 20, 2014