Decapitated
Decapitated are better than you.
Decapitated by zappp November 15, 2005
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Decapitated
I see why that motherfucker is dead, his head is laying way the fuck over there, about 10 feet from the rest of his body. That was a bad case of somebody getting decapitated, the doctor won't be able to fix him up.
Decapitated by Solid Mantis January 23, 2021
Decapitated
Being shot never was anyone's idea of a good time, but at least most people who got shot still have a head afterwards.
The guy wasn't in good shape after getting shot, but look at what happened to the guy that got decapitated. He had a bad night.
Decapitated by The Original Agahnim June 15, 2021
Decapitated Turtle
When you have a turtle head pertruding out of your anus and you clench the anus hole and the turtle head falls off. Commonly known as the decapitated turtle.
Holy SHIT, my turtle head fell off in my pants and has left thick skids oh damn. Stupid decapitated turtle, shouldnt clench my anus when so excited.
Decapitated Turtle by Lee puff and dust August 28, 2009
Decapitated Communication
Communication not directly involving the head or, by extension, the body. This includes any form of internet chat aswell as, technically, letters. The significance of it is that the lack of emotion and tone inputs into decapitated conversations can cause serious miscommunications. A simple example is the difficulty of conveying sarcasm via writing. While not impossible, it is much more difficult than when talking to someone. Importantly, decapitated communication is not the same as long distance communication, as many luddites will have you believe. Video chatting, for instance, is not decapitated. Neither is simply talking on the phone. In both of these cases, there is direct input of the head - in the case of the phone, it is only voice but it is still sufficient to make communication much more seamless.
Emoticons were a noble attempt at overcoming the barriers of decapitated communication, despite achieving only limited success.
The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.
The limitations of decapitated communication make discussions about emotional situations, such as relationships, clumsy and often unsuccessful. It is because of decapitation that such conversations can often take a turn for the worse.
Decapitated Communication by The Recapitator January 14, 2012
Decapitated Golden Horse
After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
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When you “finish jousting” and Heath Ledger walks in.
Decapitated Golden Horse by NickLightning March 25, 2023
decapitated baby
A wholely fabricated lie that has spread around so fast with no way of the public to verify its truth.
His claim of the attrocity committed turns out to be just a decapitated baby. It was purely made up but that doesn't stop the mainstream news outlets from spreading it.
decapitated baby by watermelonpal October 29, 2023