Incatacitated

When you have been incapacitated by a cat deciding to sit, lie or snuggle next to you.

Sorry I can't make breakfast, I'm incatacitated

by Rausages September 23, 2023

incatacipated

adjective
1. unable to act, respond, or the like, due to the proximity of a feline to one's person.

When you cannot move or get up because a cat is on or next to you, and you fear the wrath of our feline overlords too much to disturb them.

"She can't come to the phone now—she's incatacipated."

by jentwo June 13, 2016

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

incarpacitated

not having a license or not having a car. being unable to drive people.

dude i can't give you a ride today. my parents took the prius so i'm incarpacitated.

by vanilla bean and waffles May 31, 2010

incatpacitated

The state of being rendered completely useless due to the presence of a sleeping feline on your lap.

Hey Dave, can you please get the door?

I can't. I'm incatpacitated!

by notbait January 9, 2019

incrapacitated

When the poops are so bad that you cease to function as a normal human being and concede to the demands of your colon, staying as close as you can to the comfort of your own toilet.

"Hey bro, I can't come out tonight, that epic lunchtime rampage has left me incrapacitated."

by 2Jewswalkintoabar December 20, 2014

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

by Ruerzi October 12, 2011