incapawsitated 

When you can't move from where you are relaxing due to an animal with paws sitting on you.

I can't get off my butt to make you a cuppa. I'm incapawsitated due to the weight of my chihuahua sleeping on my lap!

incapawsitated by Screenwipe January 15, 2021

Incapussitated 

The inability to move when a kitty settles in on your lap.

She was incapussitated.

Incapussitated by Feline fanatic December 29, 2018

incapacitated

When one is too intoxicated from drugs or alcohol to function on a normal level and perform daily actions such as drive, work, go to school ect. Not nessisarily indicating a heavy level of intoxication.

I cant come into work today, i took a few more pills than average and im incapacitated.

incapacitated by cptncoleian2 June 16, 2006

Legally incapacitated

Someone who uses illness to avoid legal proceedings

The accused's trial was scheduled to begin today, but he was legally incapacitated and convenientally in hospital so it had to be postponed.

Legally incapacitated by Ruerzi October 12, 2011

incapacitated

shut down... stopped in it's tracks... toyota...jeff gordon...

i'll incapacitate you if you don't stop stalking me and asking for definitions!!!!

incapacitated by Bill Atkins March 18, 2005

Incapacitated

you fucking idiot

Riley is a Incapacitated dumbass

Incapacitated by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019

Incapacitated

You Fucking Idiot

Riley is a Incapacitated Dumbass

Incapacitated by Twitch.tv/ItsMrP October 15, 2019